let's make art vol. 1

we dialed the number she gave us, four times for dramatic effect.
each time holding our breath so that she wouldn't know both of us were on the other end two-timing her.
french in one corner, a lit cigarette leading the way into the dark. in the other, a genuine american psycho.

we waited just like we would wait in the waiting room for the birth of a child. maybe our child.

she dramatized every scenario. then went crazy. no actually, she was crazy already. i mentioned that didn't i.

we went in for a beagle and left with options. choose between a lhasa apso, shih tzu, or a spaniel of some sort.

the product of our creativity.